No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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