are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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