I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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