we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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