oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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