I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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