sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just found a bag of teeth...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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