Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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