I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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