The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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