He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
How naked do you want me to be?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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