My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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