why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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