susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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