Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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