are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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