let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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