how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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