People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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