maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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