I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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