Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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