How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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