the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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