i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Two words: nipple clamps
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