Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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