Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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