is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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