but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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