Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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