Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
it was like eating out sand paper
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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