The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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