I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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