can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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