I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
