It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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