Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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