Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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