belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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