hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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