If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I still have a little drunk in my system
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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