found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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