week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
