If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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