i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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