you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I will be naked everywhere
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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