I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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