called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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