thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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