I think my vagina is haunted
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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