piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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