If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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