On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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