How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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